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Reasons For Not Wearing Black J.D. Smith -- 01/10/2007  In the interests of determining the causes of a recent increase in nonconformity among hipsters, bohemians and poseurs, we wish to take a few moments of your time.If you have decided not to be different, like everyone else in your circle, please indicate your reasons for declining to wear black. Please check all that apply. Too cool. Not cool enough. Cool, but have low self-esteem. [Insert color here] is the new black. Pacific Islander is the new black. Don't look good in black. Fear of a black wardrobe. Trying to stand out. No longer a ninja. Prefer not to flaunt Satanism. Like random patterns of soot and grit to show up on clothing. Closet Goth. Too conspicuous for lying passed-out drunk on snow. Am all about nuance. Rejecting patriarchal hierarchy of domination implicit in selecting one of two binary positions. Afraid to commit. Insufficient contrast with my tats. Clashes with red Kabbalah bracelet. Am Tom Wolfe. end of page 1 [ 1 ] |
